Uni Deals Suck
published August 12, 2023
hello there deadusb.com dwellers,
i have not been up to much, thanks for asking. but i have been up to preparing for uni
which is very exciting
you can thank that for the lack of stuff
i really cant leave my amazing loyalists waiting so long without a post. (thats a lie, im bored and its like 7am)
anyways while looking around for uni supplies i ended up finding some deals that students get
spoiler alert they're all kinda garbage
first up, we have apple:
sounds like a good deal right?
kinda
tbh a $200 gift card to apple is like a couple of free accessories which usually look kinda weird but are rather well in quality.
fun fact this is the only deal i actually took cause i could really use an ipad for notetaking and math problems
thank you mother for funding this purchase (i am so god damn broke)
overall its an ok deal, the ipad itself is barely on sale but the fact that i needed an apple pencil anyways (which the gift card covers) is very nice
next up is
uh this:
this one
yeah idk
my favourite part about uni is all the dildos and sextoys i need to buy so it really helps to get some %50 off
idrc that this one exists its just that this is somehow one of the better deals on the site
moving on
now we got Razer:
what is RazerCare that sounds so dumb
+ why is there a deal for laptops and then a joke for laptops
truly anyone buying something razer for post-secondary purposes deserves to fail every course
no hate to razer specifically, i use some products but not for anything professional lmao
gonna show up to class with my rgb light show i saved 5% on
[insert linus tech tip segway]
NordVPN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is this even here
its insulting
ive seen this exact same deal on half of the youtube videos i watch
recycling it here for uni/college students is seriously so pointless
whatever i've had enough of these deals
if you want to laugh at them yourself just go to myunidays.com or whatever
not even worth my time to put an <a>
sorry for the filler but the bad news is the posts will be more scarce
hope you understand